James Collier

Trick or Treat

I’m not a big fan of Halloween. I mean, I love any excuse to consume sugar, but I’m not one to wear costumes. And since my neighbors won’t even wave back when I drive by, I really don’t want to play into the expectations of their greedy little monsters (interpret that however you want).

Besides, all our dogs go nuts when the doorbell rings.

So here’s my dilemma: normally, we’d lock the door and turn out all the lights. No decorations, no candy—no reason to visit. This year, though, this is exactly what’s required of some sex offenders (and, I’d agree, for a good reason).

What’s a neighbor to do?