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Office Depot does “local”

I want to make sure I get this straight: as a small business, I can tap into the buying power of a large chain to lower costs and compete with…a large chain? I wonder how that’s worked for independent office supply stores.

There are only three comments on the video—two buy in to the rhetoric, but one objects:

You just murdered irony.

Indeed, cynicallytested. Indeed.